The culprits: Kim hating Minnesota, Kris loving anonymous sex and both them being super dumb/shallow.
We don’t care.
We do, on the other hand, care about web traffic. Here’s some shameless click-baiting followed by genuinely rewarding treats for enduring our shamelessness.
KIM KARDASHIAN KRIS HUMPHRIES FILE FOR DIVORCE WEDDING CHEATING LAKE MINNETONKA SEX TAPE E! TELEVISION
Reward: Kim cries after Kris loses her $75,000 earrings – lol!
PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE HERMAN CAIN SEXUAL HARASSMENT CHARGES PIZZA CAMPAIGN AD REPUBLICAN OBAMA 2012 ABORTION
Reward: Herman Cain sings about pizza!
WORLD POPULATION REACHES SEVEN BILLION DANICA MAY CAMACHO PHILIPPINES MANILA INDIA CHINA FOOD
Reward: the Onion rips on our fat, fat population!
Thanks for your continued clic – er, support – of the Sport Hole.
- by Jay Boller