Packers rookie Randall Cobb enjoyed a helluva debut last night, highlighted by an insane 108-yard kick return for a touchdown. Observe:
The decision to take the ball out from eight yard deep was a dumb one, game-changing results notwithstanding.
In keeping with that dumbness, I give you Randall Cobb’s post-game explanation: “I was just trusting in God,” he said. “He told me to bring it out. I’m not supposed to bring that out. Some things are logical and some things are just the power of God.”
Err, OK Randall. Using that baffling logic, here are some other commands from On High that might seize the electrifying rook.
- Break into homes and smash statues!
- Walk down streets in the buff!
- Marry 107 women and father 185 children!
- Circumcise babies from home!
- Kill his son (but just as twisted, insecure test)!
- Star on ABC’s “The Bachelor!”
- Back at least three GOP presidential hopefuls!
What other wacky situations might God thrust gullible ol’ Randall into?
- by Jay Boller
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